Buses that never go under 60mph.
1 STEP PLAN FOR ECONOMIC IMPROVEMENT
STEP 1: 2ND HALLOWEEN IN MAY.
result: BOON TO COSTUME SHOP ECONOMY, TRICKLE DOWN ENSUES.
PROBLEM: Sidewalk innovation has plateau’d.
SOLUTION: Better Sidewalks for a Better America
- More Sidewalks
- Longer Sidewalks
- Sidewalks that move
- Jail time for riding bicycles on Sidewalks
- Sidewalk width equal to street width
- Rubber grippy bits on Sidewalks for slick weather
- Level Sidewalks (no tripping)
- Sidewalks that go up
- Sidewalks that go down
- Brightly colored Sidewalks for increased Sidewalk visibility
- More patrols by Men Dressed as Bats at night for Sidewalk safety