DARK CARNIVAL & CHARLES THINKTANK INC.
IDEA

Buses that never go under 60mph.

1 STEP PLAN FOR ECONOMIC IMPROVEMENT

STEP 1: 2ND HALLOWEEN IN MAY.

result: BOON TO COSTUME SHOP ECONOMY, TRICKLE DOWN ENSUES.

Another Idea

We need more outside consultants.

IDEA

We need more ideas. Get cracking outside consultants.

IDEA: Chicken fights for science funding.

IDEA: Chicken fights for science funding.


PROBLEM: Sidewalk innovation has plateau’d. 
SOLUTION: Better Sidewalks for a Better America

More Sidewalks
Longer Sidewalks
Sidewalks that move
Jail time for riding bicycles on Sidewalks
Sidewalk width equal to street width
Rubber grippy bits on Sidewalks for slick weather
Level Sidewalks (no tripping)
Sidewalks that go up
Sidewalks that go down
Brightly colored Sidewalks for increased Sidewalk visibility
More patrols by Men Dressed as Bats at night for Sidewalk safety

PROBLEM: Sidewalk innovation has plateau’d. 

SOLUTION: Better Sidewalks for a Better America


  • More Sidewalks
  • Longer Sidewalks
  • Sidewalks that move
  • Jail time for riding bicycles on Sidewalks
  • Sidewalk width equal to street width
  • Rubber grippy bits on Sidewalks for slick weather
  • Level Sidewalks (no tripping)
  • Sidewalks that go up
  • Sidewalks that go down
  • Brightly colored Sidewalks for increased Sidewalk visibility
  • More patrols by Men Dressed as Bats at night for Sidewalk safety
The cardinal is too many state’s OFFICIAL BIRD™. 
IDEA: More Diversity™ among state brids.

The cardinal is too many state’s OFFICIAL BIRD™.

IDEA: More Diversity among state brids.

IDEA #6

PROBLEM: No flying cars.

SOLUTION: Redefine cars to include airplanes. 

BETTERMENT OF SOCIETY

BETTERMENT OF SOCIETY

IDEA

PROBLEM: CHILDHOOD HAS GOTTEN TOO EASY, PRODUCING PUNY ADULTS:

IDEA: Formalized ritual trasistion from childhood to adulthood. More Danger. Think Hatchet.

ps. Charles Says: A baby cannot be a republican, a baby, by it’s very nature, believes in the welfare state.